Godzilla (2014): C+

Godzilla 2014 starts off really well. It's dark, serious, and moody in tone, it explores an intriguing and eerie mystery for the initial third of the movie, and it seemingly provides a slow and thoughtful build-up of tension to an implied payoff of epic monster battle.

The issues begin - sadly - soon after the various monsters are fully revealed for the first time. The essential problem boils down to this: the story then wants to maneuver the monsters and humans into a climactic battle and yet that maneuvering is increasingly contrived and implausible. Plus they keep a pretty tight lid on the monster action while that's happening, so what started as a a slow and dramatic build-up becomes simply slow. And when the climactic battle that they bent over backwards to facilitate actually happens? Eh, no big surprises there.

Godzilla may be the king of monsters but Pacific Rim is definitely still the king of monster movies!

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